 | Ortíz Sees Game Improvements Due to Adoption of Buddhism Tuesday, December 26th, 2034 While typically a change of religion wouldn't be hot news, the improvements that Raúl Ortíz has made on the field seems to be directly related to his offseason conversion. "I don't know what it is", said Ortíz, "but since I converted I noticed that it is easier to relax and concentrate. I can really focus on the ball and keep my cool." Hollywood Stars manager, Drees van Straaten agrees. "This guy is a whole new player. I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it. He went from kind of a hothead to cool as a cucumber." |   |
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